#bangalore

I'm going to Bangalore to open a second hand clothing store. And I'm gonna call it ""Who's Sari Now.""

25 years married, and not a single argument Recently in Bangalore a couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary... They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their 25 years of married life. Media gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their happy going marriage. NDTV corespondent was very curious to know the secret and asked the husband: ""Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible? "" Husband: ""We are a happy couple since marr…

Station Master and a Lady Passenger A lady was running to catch a train to Bangalore. She reached the station and was searching for the train. Passenger: (Asked to the station master) Sir, is this my train? Station Master: No Madam, this is not your train, it's railways department's train. Passenger: (Annoyed) That's a good joke. Don't act too smart. What I meant was, can I take this train to Bangalore? Station Master: No ma'am, you cannot! This train is so BIG and you can't take it. Passenger: …

Station Master and a Lady Passenger A woman was racing to get a train to Bangalore. She came to the station and was hunting down the train. Traveler: (Asked to the station expert) Sir, is this my train? Station Master: No Madam, this is not your train, it's railroads office's train. Traveler: (Annoyed) That's a decent joke. Try not to act excessively keen. What I implied was, would I be able to take this train to Bangalore? Station Master: No ma'am, you can't! This train is so BIG and you can't …

I went to the US Embassy for a visa interview in Bangalore. Officer: Where to in the US?