I went to the US Embassy for a visa interview in Bangalore. Officer: Where to in the US?#Bangalore#Visa#Work#Police0🔗 Share
Fortune teller said my boss would suffer a deadly accident. But, I already knew that. I needed to know if the police would figure it out.#Work#Police0🔗 SharePermalink →
Cop: Lets go, boys, no meth in this house. *zoom to fish tank* Fish 1: *nods* Fish 2: [taps on pirate ship] Resume cooking, Lenny. *bubbles*#Lenny#Animals#Work#Police+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →
Boss: Are you high? Me: [trying to photocopy a dog] are you a cop?#Animals#Work#Police#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Hey u should give your secret boss this Coke. *bottle says "Share a Coke w/ the Drug Maker Guy"* *undercover cop's fake mustache falls off*#Work#Police0🔗 SharePermalink →