#lenny

Cop: Lets go, boys, no meth in this house. *zoom to fish tank* Fish 1: *nods* Fish 2: [taps on pirate ship] Resume cooking, Lenny. *bubbles*

Sixth-grade teacher Mrs. Fisher, the sixth-grade teacher, tells the class that today they're going to have a spelling bee. Instructing the first kid to stand up, she asks, ""Robert, what does your father do for a living? Say it nice and clearly, and then spell it out."" ""My father's a baker,"" answers Robert. ""B-A-K-E-R-R."" ""That's not quite right, Robert. Try again,"" chides Mrs. Fisher gently. ""B-A . . ."" says Robert, thinking hard, ""K-E-R."" ""Very good. Now, Cecily?"" ""Doctor. D-O-C-…

Old Lenny lived far out in the western mountains of Maine. He had spent all of his 80 years living on the family homestead. One morning, two land surveyors appeared at his doorstep. The first one spoke: ""Now Lenny, we know you is a proud Mainer, but it seems you ain't in Maine at all. We jist finished surveyin' this whole township, and your house is actually on the New Hampshire side of the state line."" ""Wicked decent,"" says old Lenny, ""I'd had enough of them Maine winters anyhow.""

Two old ladies' men, Lenny and Joe, were sitting on a park bench... ... watching the people walk by and reminiscing about the wilder days of their youth. As they're sitting, a lovely young brunette walks by and catches their eyes... Lenny: So Joe, you ever sleep with a brunette? Joe: Oh yes... Many a time, many a time They continue their conversation until a pretty blonde saunters by... Lenny: Well, Joe, you ever sleep with a blonde girl? Joe: Oh yes... Many a time, many a time The sen…

A Second Opinion Lenny tells the psychiatrist

What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay? Heavy petting.