Alaskan Bear Hunting Trip A man saves up his money all Summer to go on an Alaskan bear hunting trip. He gets out into the wilderness and tracks through the underbrush for hours when he finally spots a little black bear. He gets that bear in his sights and BANG shoots him dead! At just that moment he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns around to come face to face with a brown bear. The brown bear stands up to his full height and says, ""Now listen here, you and me, we got a problem. You see that black bear was my cousin. We were real close. So the way I see it you got two options. Either I maul you to death on the spot, or you turn around, drop your drawers, bend over and let me have my way with you."" The man weighs his options. He really doesn't want to be violated by a bear, but at the same time he really wanted to live to see tomorrow. Reluctantly he goes with the second option but he vows revenge. All through the next summer he saves up his money again for an Alaskan bear hunting trip. He again treks through the wilderness for hours in search of that brown bear who violated him when he finally spots him. He gets that brown bear in his sights and BANG shoots him dead! At that moment yet again he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns around to be confronted by a great big grizzly bear! The grizzly bear stands up to his full height and says, ""You see, you and me, we got a problem. That brown bear was my cousin. We were real close. So the way I see it you got two options. Either I maul you to death on the spot, or you turn around, drop your drawers, bend over and let me have my way with you."" Again the man weighs his options. The grizzly bear is quite a bit larger than the brown bear was, but at the same time he really didn't want to die today. Reluctantly he once again goes for option two. Once again, however, he vows revenge. So the next summer he saves up his money once again and goes trekking through the Alaskan wilderness in search of that grizzly bear. He finally finds him after hours of searching, gets him in his sights and BANG shoots him dead! All of the sudden he feels a tap on his shoulder. The man turns around reluctantly and is met by a twelve foot tall Kodiak bear! The bear looks at him and says, ""Let's be honest with ourselves, you're not hear for the hunting, are you?""