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A condom joke (xpost from todayilearned) ""Russian President Putin called President George W. Bush with an emergency: ""Our largest condom factory has exploded,"" the Russian President cried. ""My people's favorite form of birth control. This is a true disaster!"" ""Mr. Putin, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you,"" replied the President. ""I do need your help"" said Putin. ""Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms as soon as possible to tide us over…

Russian President Putin called President George W. Bush with an emergency... ""Our largest condom factory has exploded,"" the Russian President cried. ""My people's favorite form of birth control. This is a true disaster!"" ""Mr. Putin, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you,"" replied the President. ""I do need your help"" said Putin. ""Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms as soon as possible to tide us over?"" ""Why certainly! I'll get right on it…

Arnold Swarzeneggar pushup contest. Arnold Swarzeneggar challenged former President George W. Bush to a pushup contest, and the President accepted. Swarzeneggar did 910, But Bush did 911.

President George W. Bush was once informed that 4 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. He responded, ""How many is a brazilian?""

Former President George W. Bush was giving his speech when suddenly... ... an anti-Bush campaign leader ran to the platform and said ""I hate you! I hate America because of you!"". Before security had any time to respond, the guy pulled out a syringe and stabbed Pres. Bush on the arm and said ""Ha! That was my blood inside the syringe! And I have AIDS! Goodbye, Bush!"" After the commotion, Pres. Bush was surprisingly calm. The media asked him ""So, are you ok? You have AIDS now! What are you gon…

No child left behind! Act of 2001, The legislation was proposed by President George W. Bush Behind what? behind the Front line. . .

President George W. Bush is sitting in his office... ...When one of his informants walks in to report, ""Mr. President, yesterday three Brazilian soldiers were killed by Al Qaeda."" Bush is silent for a moment as he holds his head in his hands in immense sadness. ""Sir, what's wrong?"" asks the informant. Bush brings his head up to look at the man and asks, ""How many is a Brazilian, exactly?""

Subject: PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD ... GEORGE W. BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD Crawford, Texas (AP) A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where the books were kept. Both books have been lost. A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one. The White House tried to call FEMA but there was no answer.

Written by Phil Maggitti Going to War with the Army that We Want. WASHINGTON, D.C. - President George W. Bush announced yesterday that with the holiday season at an end he will mobilize selected units of the Salvation Army in order to boost troop levels in Iraq. The designated units-the 15th Strip Mall Patrol and the 17th Kmart Brigade-will receive eight weeks of intensive training prior to being deployed. ""The Salvation Army has a proud history of serving pastries and hot coffee to battlefield…

Russian Condoms Russian President Putin called President George W. Bush with an emergency: ""Our largest condom factory has exploded