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""What is the fastest thing you know?"" the interviewer asked to 4 candidates. Dave, the American, replied,""A THOUGHT"". It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of."" ""That's very good!"" replied the interviewer. ""And now you sir?"" he asked Vladimir , the Russian. ""Hmm... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know. ""Excellent!"" said…

What is the most popular brand of Indian vodka? Patel One.

The Indian National Army has anti-gay laws... They call it the law of Don't Ask, Don't Patel.

John, John, John and John A firm of solicitors in Mumbai go under the name of Patel, Patel, Patel and Patel. The office phone rang and the voice at the other end asked, ""May I speak to Mr John?"" ""Mr John is not in his seat."" ""In that case can I speak to the other Mr John?"" ""The other Mr John is out of station."" ""Then put me on to the third Mr John."" ""Sorry, the third Mr John has gone out for lunch."" ""Okay then, I will speak to the last Mr John."" ""John speaking."" [Source](http://s…

A traditional Indian woman walks into a bar for the first time... She sits down between two men. She hears the first man says to the bartender "Johnny Walker, single." Then second man says to the bartender "Jack Daniels, single." The bartender turns to the Indian woman... She says "Pushpaben Patel, Married."

"What is the fastest thing you know?" "What is the fastest thing you know?" the interviewer asked to 4 candidates. Dave, the American, replied,"A THOUGHT”. It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of." "That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you sir?" he asked Vladimir , the Russian. "Hmm... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest…

The Perfect Interview A man gently knocked the Interview Room door. "May I come in Sir"? One of the Panel Members said "Come in". The Man tried to speak, but he was asked to sit first. So he sat in a Chair facing the Panel Members. One of them asked, "What do you think of this Room ?" "Very nicely furnished Sir. A nice Carpet, Window Screen, a Board, Projector, White Screen. Great Sir". "Did you not notice that small paper bundled thrown on the floor? Does it not spoil the ambience?" "…

Which actor is best suited for a programmer role? Dev Patel.