#neil

What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have? Neil.

How can we be sure the government wasn't involved in the Kennedy assassination? Well he's dead, isn't he? (Adapted from Neil Gaiman's *American Gods*)

Got more like these ? 1. Neil arms weak. Neil joins gym. Neil does chin-ups. Neil Armstrong 2. William making fruit shake. William took pears. William put them in glass. William Shakespeare 3. Jimmy goes to restaurant. Jimmy sits down. Jimmy gets food. Jimmy Choo 4. Tony makes movie. Tony works hard. Tony earns fans. Tony Star k 5. Alan feels happy. Alan runs hard. Alan falls in gutter. Alan Reekman (Rickman) 6. Usain shit scared. Usain screams. Usain close doors. Usain Bolt. Got more lik…

Neil Armstrong Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon. Nobody would laugh, but then immediately after Neil would follow up with, "Ah well, I guess you had to be there."

Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon. Neil before me.

I used to date a girl who was missing a shin. ​ ​ Her name was Eileen. She had a brother who was missing both shins. His name was Neil.

I was the second man on the moon Neil before me

Buzz Aldrin was the second man to step foot on the moon. Neil before him. Neil.

I am Buzz Aldrin; The second man to walk on the moon. Neil before me.

What does Neil Degrasse Tyson say to pickup a lady?,"""Hey would you like to get astro physical with my dark matter?"" Edit: I hope Neil sees this. That's my dream. I love everything he has done for the science community.

Did you hear about that free-range astrophysicist buffalo? His name was Neil. Neil da Grass-fed Bison.

If you screwed up something in a science lab, who do you tell? Neil deGrasse cause he will grass on you!

What does Neil Degrasse Tyson say to pickup a lady? "Hey, would you like to get astro physical with my dark matter?" Edit: I hope Neil sees this. That's my dream. I love everything he has done for the science community.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin? They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.