#neil-degrasse-tyson

What does Neil Degrasse Tyson call orgies... ...the big bang courtesy of reds

What do you call alien life on Europa? European. Credit to Neil Degrasse Tyson on the Late Show

Four guys on a plane with three parachutes break the fourth wall. Four guys were on an airplane when it started to crash. Then they discovered there were only three parachutes. The four guys were Bill Gates, Bill Nye, Neil Degrasse Tyson, and Ted Cruz. They argued over who got to use the three parachutes. Since the scientists and geeks knew this joke usually ends with the smartest guy in the world jumping out with an empty backpack, they decided to take Tyson's suggestion and throw Cruz out the …

From the man himself: What brand of gum does Neil DeGrasse Tyson chew? Eclipse.

I was watching the Cosmos, when Neil Degrasse Tyson related our genes are similar to ones in trees That means that all men have got wood in dem jeans.

A virus walks into a bar... A virus walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Sorry, I don't serve viruses"". The virus turns him into the kind of bartender that does. (Heard from Neil DeGrasse Tyson on his star talk show)

A photon checks into a hotel.. The bellhop says: "Can I get your bags?" The photon says: "that's ok, I'm traveling light" - I heard Neil DeGrasse Tyson tell this joke with pure giddiness

Neil DeGrasse Tyson is finally coming to give a lecture in my University. It's about time.

Why is Neil Degrasse Tyson such a famous physicist?... On the day he was born he escaped a black hole...... and then he spent his life studying them.

Neil Degrasse Tyson and Mike Tyson have something common... I don't understand what either one is saying

What does Neil Degrasse Tyson say to pickup a lady? ""Hey

Neil Degrasse Tyson and Mike Tyson have something common... I don't understand what either one is saying, but I know I'll end up seeing stars.

What does Neil Degrasse Tyson say to pickup a lady?,"""Hey would you like to get astro physical with my dark matter?"" Edit: I hope Neil sees this. That's my dream. I love everything he has done for the science community.

What does Neil Degrasse Tyson say to pickup a lady? "Hey, would you like to get astro physical with my dark matter?" Edit: I hope Neil sees this. That's my dream. I love everything he has done for the science community.