#mike-tyson

if someone wakes up from a twenty year coma, i hope the first thing they see when they turn on a TV is mike tyson petting his pigeons.

tattoo joke NSFW A Girl gets two tattoos on her inner thighs: one of Mike Tyson on her right inner thigh and the other is of Evander Holifield on her left inner thigh. She points to them and asks the bartender ""Does this look like Mike Tyson?"" Bartender says ""No."" She then asks ""Does this look like Evander Holifield?"" Bartender says ""Nope sorry."" She's says ""Well I want another opinion."" She sees a drunk guy at the end of the bar. She points to her inner right thigh and asks him ""Does…

What did Mike Tyson say to the Death Star elevator attendant? ""Sith floor pleaths""

Mike Tyson caught experimenting with Methamphetamines... He exclaims, ""I was just mething around!""

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god? Are you Thor?

What if Mike Tyson could use the Force? He'd become a kith lord

Why can't Kimbo Slice beat Mike Tyson? Because he's dead.

There's Mayweather the welterweight, Mike Tyson the heavyweight... then there's Muhammad Ali the dead weight. ^^^^^Yes ^^^^^I ^^^^^know ^^^^^I'm ^^^^^going ^^^^^to ^^^^^hell ^^^^^for ^^^^^this. Keep floating Ali

For all you boxing fans out there Eighty year old woman, huge boxing fan, decides to get a couple of tattoos of her favourite pugilists done. One of Mohamed Ali on the inside of her upper right thigh, one of Mike Tyson on the inside of her upper left thigh. Pleased as punch, she goes home to her husband, lifts up her dress, spreads her legs and says, ' Well, what do you think of these?' Husband replies 'The one on the right could be Mohamed Ali, the one on the left might be Mike Tyson, but the o…

What do you get when you mix a black man with microwave chicken? (May be offensive) Mike Tyson

Mike Tyson wrecked a ship once... who wouldda thunk it?

Mike Tyson refuses to play on any Playstation... He is an Ex-Boxer.

How does Mike Tyson say hatred? Hate Thread!

Mike tyson needed to beat his trainer to move up from 11th place in a tournament. He couldn't beat his trainer because he was in tenth.

""Alright Mike Tyson, to win $100,000 you need to name a fashion accessory and a place in Australia."" Mike Tyson: ""That's easy. It's Perth!""

What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day? He gets thor arms!

Mike Tyson fires a nuke at his maths teacher. It was a weapon of math destruction. I'm so sorry.

Mike Tyson is hosting a spelling bee A contestant approaches the stage and Mike says, ""the word is dictate"" The contestant thinks for a second, clearly pondering the spelling of the word. ""Dictate... Mike, could you please use that in a sentence?"" Mike smoothly replies, ""Well of course. When I was in prison, Maurice told me that my dictate good""

Ethereal A breakfast suggestion from Mike Tyson

Mike Tyson is a passionate, sensitive man, who cries after making love. ...because of the mace.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and the iPhone 4s? There are no *unboxing* videos of Mike Tyson.

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard? ""The loser was 'thore'""

What do ""Jingle Bells"" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common? They're both Christmith Thongs.

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