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NASA spent 1.5mil on a pen that works in space. Russia putin a pencil.

When NASA was preparing for the Apollo project.. When NASA was preparing for the Apollo project, some of the training of the astronauts took place on a Navajo reservation. One day, a Navajo elder and his son were herding sheep and came across the space crew. The old man, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question that his son translated. ""What are these guys in the big suits doing?"" A member of the crew said they were practicing for their trip to the moon. The old man got all excited and asked if…

Jimmy Fallon NASA said this week it has received a record high number of 18,000 applications for their astronaut training program. NASA said it shows a growing interest in space exploration. Then people said, ""Nah, we just wanna get off the planet before this election.

NASA may have faked the moon landing Based on recent photos released by NASA, some of which appeared to be tampered with, some sources have made allegations that the moon landing was faked. NASA has responded with their space expert representatives to clarify the allegations of tampered photos. Those experts have since made statements that the moon landing and tampered photos were indeed genuine. tl:dr: But the meteor men beg to differ, judging by the hole in the satellite picture

NASA sends a space shuttle up with two pigs and a blonde on board. While the shuttle is taking off, the NASA command center calls the first pig and asks, ""Pig #1, do you know your mission?"" The pig replies, ""Oink oink Houston. Get the shuttle into orbit and launch the trillion dollar satellite. Oink oink."" Then NASA Control asks the second pig, ""Pig #2, do you know your mission?"" The second pig replies, ""Oink oink Houston. Once Pig #1 has completed the trillion dollar satellite launch, cl…

NASA claims that they've just discovered blood sucking bugs on the moon. They're a bunch of lunatics.

Yo mama is so fat NASA wants to add her to the solar system

Why fist fights break out at NASA? Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

NASA sends an astronaut and a monkey to Mars. NASA sends 1 austronaut and 1 monkey to Mars. Everyday the monkey receives instructions to do some task but the astronaut has no instructions. After 3 days he asks NASA to give him something to do. NASA replies; 'feed the monkey'.

Yo momma's so dense, she got a job at NASA... ..bending light.

I took my girlfriend to tour NASA this weekend! She said she needed some space.

NASA is planning another rover for Mars in 2020 They should call it Hindsight

Juno and Jupiter Sitting in Space Jupiter's moons were named after the Roman god's mistresses and this week NASA sent a spacecraft named after his wife, Juno, to observe the planet. If they find evidence that Jupiter has been unfaithful, the next thing NASA will be sending is a Death Star.

Curiosity killed the cat. NASA apologized profusely.

So this guy goes to the bank and wants help with his online banking. The banker quickly realizes that the customer simply locked himself out of the online account, so the banker unlocks the account. The customer then tries to log in using the mobile app, but fails. The banker, confused, unlocks the account and asks if the customer may have forgotten his password, but the customer says that he knows what the password is. The banker, a little annoyed now, suggests that the customer use an internet…

Canadians Get Their Own Loo Due to a big influx of Canadian tourists, NASA has built new public restrooms at Cape Canaveral just for our neighbors to the frozen north. That allows Canadians to have their own bathroom for ICBMs.

So NASA is stepping up its efforts to hire more women astronauts... ""Houston, we have a problem."" ""What is the problem?"" ""Nothing."" ""What is the nature of the problem?"" ""Never mind, I'm fine, whatever.""

NASA sends out a probe to Uranus Geeks around the world giggle.

How does NASA organize their missions. They Planet.

NASA finally completes plan to colonise moon. M:O:O:N

Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars? Because it had their Curiosity.

When NASA was preparing for the Apollo project, some of the training of the astronauts took place on a Navajo Indian reservation. One day, a Navajo elder and his son were herding sheep and came across the space crew. The old man, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question that his son translated. ""What are these guys in the big suits doing?"" A member of the crew said they were practicing for their trip to the moon. The old man got all excited and asked if he could send a message to the moon with …

How does NASA organize parties? First they planet then the stars comet.

Did you know NASA 30 years ago made a new space drink? Ocean Spray - It was their second choice because they couldn't get 7-UP.

In honor of the 30 year anniversary of the Challenger explosion. What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts