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Leaked NASA documents show the Moon landing was done in a Studio. On the moon.

NASA has just announced that the first person to get back to the moon is going to be a woman. So when all the men arrive, dinner will be ready.

At 11:59:54 AM at NASA: 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... Lunch.

A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of the dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Broni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the shepherd... "If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?" The shepherd looked at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looked at his peacefully grazing flock and calmly answered "sure". The yuppie parked hi…

From my then-8 year old son. "Hey, Dad! Did you hear that NASA found bones on the moon?" Me: No, I didn't hear that. Son: The cow didn't make it.

Scientists at NASA Scientists at NASA reported today that they had discovered feline life on Mars. Unfortunately

Interview with NASA NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn't return to Earth

NASA was preparing for the Apollo Program When NASA was preparing for the Apollo project

Why Does NASA Have No Competition? Because they destroyed their last challenger.

If the moon landing was indeed fake NASA would owe us a huge Apollo-gy.

NASA discovers 10 earth like planets. Within a month of Trump taking office

NASA has received reports of a rover on Mars murdering a feline creature Curiosity killed the cat.

Trump visits NASA... He called a meeting of all the top scientists and department heads. As a staffer called for quiet

When NASA was preparing for the Apollo project.. When NASA was preparing for the Apollo project

How does NASA throw a holiday party? They planet.

Curiosity killed the cat... NASA sincerely apologizes...

Did you hear what NASA said about the asteroid? [OC] ""No comet.""

BREAKING NEWS: NASA announces Mars Rover discovered new feline-like life form on the Red Planet Unfortunately

NASA decides to send up an all-female crew for their next shuttle mission... ""Houston

When NASA was preparing for the Apollo project some of the training of the astronauts took place on a Navajo Indian reservation. One day

How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet.

Mars and NASA Mars: Come over

What difference does an ""A"" make? Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

NASA was planning on building a restaurant on the moon They cancelled because they figured it wouldn't have any atmosphere.

NASA sends a redneck and a chimpanzee to the moon. When the rocket lands on the moon's surface