#moscow

CIA Agent arrested in Russia A CIA agent is arrested in Moscow and charged with spying. The agent is fluent in Russian and has had years of specialised training on how to blend in with the Russian people. he's the perfect sleeper agent.

The genie and the russian A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a genie. The Russian is stunned and the Genie says

Putin and Obama meet in Moscow They're debating the merits of their respective societies. They argue about moral values and which country is doing better.

A young American couple are walking through Moscow... A young American couple are walking through Moscow on an unseasonably warm December night. They feel a slight precipitation.

There once was a cow from Minsk The only cow in a small town in Poland stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from Moscow for 2

A couple is walking in Moscow when they feel a slight precipitation The husband says ""ah

A guy was watching TV in Moscow and the weather forecaster says that it's -35C (-31F) in Irkutsk

quick historical Russian joke from early 90's Quick context - Soviet Union just collapsed and Moscow streets are full of desperate people trying to some money to survive. A dialogue between street meat vendor (V)

A small boy breaks the glass.. Moscow. Winter. Snowy. A small boy is playing football on the snow. Suddenly - the sound of broken glass. Severe Russian janitor runs out with a broom and starts chasing the boy.

A couple is walking in Moscow when they feel a slight precipitation The husband says "ah, it's raining" The wife replies "no it's snowing" "How about we ask this communist officer here" replies the husband, "he is always right!, "Officer Rudolph, Is it raining or snowing?" "definitely raining" replies Rudolph before walking off "see?" says the husband, "Rudolph the red knows rain, dear"

Shouldn't russia have the mos dairy?,"Cause you know They have the moscow? Sorry for the cheesy joke :/

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash? There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

What do you call a russian bull? a moscow

Shouldn't russia have the mos dairy? Cause you know, They have the moscow? Sorry for the cheesy joke :/

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak? ian!

What do you tell someone from Moscow if he's in a hurry? Q: What do you tell someone from Moscow who is in a hurry? A: Quit Russian. Q: What do you call a Mexican pessimist? A: A Mexican't Q: What do you call a German who is urinating in an alley? A: A you're a peein'. Q: What does an Asian person have if their leg joints are socially awkward? A: Shy knees. Q: What is a Parisian country cover band's favorite song to play? A: "I've got France in low places."

What is the most popular style in Moscow salons? A brushin.

Did you hear about that terrorist attacks in Moscow? There's Ruble everywhere.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow? He got snowed in.

Do you know where russians get their milk? MosCow

What's next to Moscow? Pa's cow. I'll show myself out...

While walking down a street in Moscow, a Russian guy was kicking a bottle when suddenly a genie appeared and granted him one wish. The Russian thought for a moment and said: "Well, I love vodka. I wish to drink vodka whenever I want, so make me pee vodka." The genie granted him his wish, and when the Russian got home he peed into a glass. Although the liquid looked and smelled like vodka, he was still apprehensive about tasting it, but when he summoned up the courage he found that it was the bes…

The only cow in a small town in Poland stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from Moscow for two thousand roubles or one from Minsk for one thousand roubles. Being frugal, they bought the cow from Minsk. The cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk, and the people were so happy that they decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and so produce more cows like it. Then they would never have to worry about their milk supply again. So they boug…

A girl was yelling in the Church after the Chapel: "Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China!" The priest inquired: "Why must you pray so, my child?" Girl: "That's what I've written in my answer sheet in the examination!"

A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a genie. The Russian is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello Master, I will grant you one wish, anything that you want." The Russian begins thinking, "Well I really like drinking vodka." Finally the Russian says, "I wish to drink vodka whenever I want, so make me piss vodka." The Genie grants him his wish. When the Russian gets home he gets a glass out of the cupboard and piss…