#rudolph-the-red

A man and his wife are walking through St. Petersburg, USSR They feel a slight precipitation. ""Must be rain"" the man says. ""No, it's snow."" says his wife. After arguing about the precipitation, the man decides to ask a third party. They stop a patrolling policeman, Officer Rudolph. ""Excuse me Officer Rudolph, is this rain or snow?"" the man asks ""It is rain, comrade."" Officer Rudolph answers. The man turns to his wife and says ""See? Rudolph the red knows rain, dear.""

Always trust the soviet weather man. A couple were visiting an art gallery in soviet St. Petersburg when they looked out of the window and saw the weather starting to look quite cloudy. The wife turned to her husband and said ""We should get back to the hotel,I think its going to snow!"" Before her husband could reply their tour guide leaned over and said ""Don't worry, it will only rain, definitely no snow!"" So they continued on their tour. At the next window they came to the wife looked outsi…

Person X ""will go down in history"", I immediately think of Rudolph the red nosed reindeer....... And Jenny from school who would also go down in history..... class. Or so rumor had it. Well Glen said she did, but Glen was so full of it, even his eyes were brown.

Important Holiday news alert!!! We have just received word from a credible source who wishes to stay anonymous that Santa's reindeer are threatening to strike! Apparently the teamsters have dog-sledded their way to the north pole and are unionizing Santa's helpers! From what can be gleaned, despite conflicting reports coming from Santa Inc.(which is to be expected given the extensive and established control the state has over the arctic media), the reindeer are upset with a claus in their contra…

My dad's lame holiday joke During the holiday season, a man is aimlessly drifting around a shopping center, wondering what to get his wife for Christmas. Wandering into a pet store, he asks the shop assistant, ""Hey, buddy, you got anything with a Christmas-type theme in here?"" ""Well, there is Chet, the parrot,"" the assistant replies. Chet looks like any normal parrot, nothing special, so the guy asks, ""What's so Christmassy about him?"" ""Well, he can sing Christmas carols,"" says the assis…

my favorite joke I heard in school Rudolph was a child adopted from Russia. One day Rudolph and his brother are arguing if it is raining or snowing outside. Rudolph says it raining and his brother says its snowing. They decide to ask their mother what she thinks. Their mother says its raining. When his brother asked why she agreed with Rudolph she said ""Because Rudolph the red knows rain dear.""

A couple are walking in St. Petersburg square on Christmas Eve. They start to feel some light precipitation "I think it's raining" says the man "No it's snowing" replies the woman. "How about we ask this communist officer here?" "He is always right" exclaims the man. "Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?" "Definitely raining" officer Rudolph replies before walking off. The man turns to his wife and says. "See? Rudolph the red knows rain, dear"

A couple is walking in Moscow when they feel a slight precipitation The husband says "ah, it's raining" The wife replies "no it's snowing" "How about we ask this communist officer here" replies the husband, "he is always right!, "Officer Rudolph, Is it raining or snowing?" "definitely raining" replies Rudolph before walking off "see?" says the husband, "Rudolph the red knows rain, dear"