#st-petersburg

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. ""I think it's raining,"" he said to his wife. ""No, that felt more like snow to me,"" she replied. ""No, I'm sure it was just rain, he said."" Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a minor communist party official walking toward them. ""Let's not fight about i…

Always trust the soviet weather man. A couple were visiting an art gallery in soviet St. Petersburg when they looked out of the window and saw the weather starting to look quite cloudy. The wife turned to her husband and said ""We should get back to the hotel,I think its going to snow!"" Before her husband could reply their tour guide leaned over and said ""Don't worry, it will only rain, definitely no snow!"" So they continued on their tour. At the next window they came to the wife looked outsi…

A Russian couple was walking down the Street A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. ""I think it''s raining,"" he said to his wife. No, that felt more like snow to me,"" she replied. ""No, I''m sure it was just rain, he said. Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a minor communist party official walking toward them. ""Let''s not …

A couple is walking... A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation. ""I think it's raining,"" says the man. ""No, it's snowing,"" replies the woman. ""How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!"" exclaims the man. ""Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?"" ""Definitely raining,"" Officer Rudolph replies before walking off. The man turns to his wife with a smile. ""See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.""

A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas eve They feel a slight precipitation. ""It's raining"" says the man ""No, it's snowing"" the wife replies ""How about we ask this Communist officer over here? He is always right,"" exclaims the man ""Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?"" ""Definitely raining"" the officer replies before walking off The man turns to his wife and says ""See, Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear""

A couple are walking through St Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve They feel a slight precipitation. The man says, "I think it's raining." His wife disagrees, "No, it's snowing!" Unable to agree, the man says, "why don't we ask the nice Communist officer over here? He's always right! Officer Rudolf, is it raining or snowing?" "Definitely raining," said the officer before walking off. "See?" the husband says, "Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear."

During the collapse of the Soviet Union... ... An elderly woman is surveyed by the government to conclude what the state of mind of the populous is. **Survey man**: Where were you born? **Woman**: St. Petersburg **Survey man**: Where do you live now? **Woman**: Leningrad **Survey man**: If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? **Woman**: St. Petersburg EDIT: Formatting.

A couple are walking in St. Petersburg square on Christmas Eve. They start to feel some light precipitation "I think it's raining" says the man "No it's snowing" replies the woman. "How about we ask this communist officer here?" "He is always right" exclaims the man. "Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?" "Definitely raining" officer Rudolph replies before walking off. The man turns to his wife and says. "See? Rudolph the red knows rain, dear"

Time for a Christmas joke... Some time in the early 80s, during perestroika, a couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square in late December. There was a fine mist in the air, and the couple are arguing. I think it’s snowing," says the man. "No. That's definitely rain ," replies his wife. "Too cold for rain," he states. "Too wet for snow," she retorts. They continue this argument back and forth for 10 minutes. Finally, the wife see a police officer and says, "How about we ask him to settl…

A Russian protester was arrested yesterday and drafted into the army to fight against Ukraine. The young man was sent for a medical evaluation. The doctor asked him to read the first five letters on the poster. He quickly replied “What poster?” after which he was relieved of duty. Unfortunately, as he went to the cinema that night, he was seated right next to the very same doctor. Without hesitation, he tapped the doctor on the shoulder and said, “Excuse me Miss, is this bus destined for St Pe…

A couple is walking in St. Petersburg square on Christmas eve. They feel a slight precipitation. ""I think it's raining"" says the man.

A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation. ""I think it's raining

Rudolph A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve

A couple are walking in St. Petersburg square on Christmas Eve. They start to feel some light precipitation

Always trust the soviet weather man. A couple were visiting an art gallery in soviet St. Petersburg when they looked out of the window and saw the weather starting to look quite cloudy. The wife turned to her husband and said ""We should get back to the hotel

A couple were walking in St Petersburg... when they felt a slight precipitation.

A couple was walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve A couple was walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve.

A couple are walking through St Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve They feel a slight precipitation.

A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve They feel a slight precipitation.

A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve They feel a slight precipitation. "I think it’s raining," says the man. "No, it’s snowing," replies the woman. "How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!" exclaims the man. "Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?" "Definitely raining," Officer Rudolph replies before walking off. The man turns to his wife with a smile. “See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”