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Paddy has a broken leg and his friend Mick comes around to visit him..... Mick says

An Irish Man Wins Big On 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' Thanks To A Good Friend Mick

Three tortoises Mick

Paddy had been drinking Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating Ireland's football victory. Mick

The Irish Millionaire Mick

Paddy has a broken leg and his buddy Mick comes over to see him. Mick says

A Irishman, Mick goes to the doctor complaining of stomach pain... Doctor: "Well I cant find anything wrong with you , it must be the drinking" Mick : "Ill come back when you're sober Doctor"

What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid? One's a tragic Mick...

Mick and Paddy made a promise to their old Uncle Seamus that when he died they would bury him at sea. So when the old sea dog passed away, Mick and Paddy wrapped Uncle Seamus's body in a burial bag and loaded him onto their rowing boat. After rowing for a while, Mick said to Paddy: "Do you think this is far enough out yet?" Paddy jumped over the side, but the water only came up to his knees. "This will never do," he said. "We need to row further out to sea." So they rowed some more, until Mick s…

A major row broke out among the Irish synchronized swimming team at the Beijing Olympics. Paddy accused Mick of copying him. Two Irishmen fell down a well. "It's dark down here, isn't it?" said one. "I don't know," said the other. "I can't see a thing."

Two Irishmen – Mick and Seamus – went to claim disability benefits by lying about being deaf. Mick walked in and the woman behind the desk said: "Shut the door behind you." "Okay," he replied and shut the door. So the woman immediately knew he wasn't deaf and threw him out. On his way out, Mick whispered to Seamus: "Don't shut the door – it's a trick." Seamus walked in and again the woman said: "Shut the door behind you." Remembering what Mick had said, Seamus turned to the woman and replied: "S…

Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick's looking particularly sad and Patrick asks him what the matter is. mick says, "Well, I knew that my grandfather had died in the war, but I've just found out that he actually died in the Auschwitz concentration camp." Patrick says, "That's terrible, did he go to the gas chamber?" and Mick replies, "No, he fell out of the machine gun tower."

Paddy and Mick were standing at a road junction,they spotted a truck carrying a load of rolled up lawn turf. Paddy says to Mick, "Aye thats what I’m going to do when I win the lottery." Mick says, "whats that then Paddy?" Paddy replies "send my grass away for cutting".

Mick's wife was furiously humping away with her husband's best mate, Peter, when suddenly the phone rang. She hopped out of bed and returned to the sweaty sheet after a brief conversation. "Who was it?" the back stabbing buddy asked. "Oh, that was Mick," she replied calmly. "Oh crap, I'd better be going then!" he said. "Did Mick say where he was?" "Relax -- he's down at the pub playing a few games of pool with you."