Mick and Paddy made a promise to their old Uncle Seamus that when he died they would bury him at sea. So when the old sea dog passed away, Mick and Paddy wrapped Uncle Seamus's body in a burial bag and loaded him onto their rowing boat. After rowing for a while, Mick said to Paddy: "Do you think this is far enough out yet?" Paddy jumped over the side, but the water only came up to his knees. "This will never do," he said. "We need to row further out to sea." So they rowed some more, until Mick s…