#paddy-paddy

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating Ireland's football victory. Mick, the bartender, says ""You'll not be drinking any more tonight, Paddy"" Paddy replies ""OK Mick, I'll be on me way then."" Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face. ""Shoite"" he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off. He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face. ""Shoite, Shoite!"" He looks to the doorway…

Three paddy's (irish men) are in London looking for work on a building site. The first Paddy (the smart one) goes in to see the foreman. The conversation starts. Foreman - "so then Paddy, how many bricks can you lay in a day". Paddy - "that would be 200 brick in a day sir". Foreman - "good man Paddy, thats the sort of level were looking for, but, before I give you the job, I must warn you, I like honesty in a man, so take a good look at me and tell me do you notice anything a bit strange about m…

Paddy and Mick were standing at a road junction,they spotted a truck carrying a load of rolled up lawn turf. Paddy says to Mick, "Aye thats what I’m going to do when I win the lottery." Mick says, "whats that then Paddy?" Paddy replies "send my grass away for cutting".

A man went to see the doctor with a hole in his earlobe and blisters all over his feet. The doctor asked, “What happened, Paddy?” Paddy replied, “I was opening a pudding, and on the packet. There was written, “Pierce ere and stand in boiling water.”