#louis

Fifty years in the pen Louis served his thirty in solitary and would have gone crazy had he not made friends with Joe the ant. They hit it off from the start, and to pass the time Louis taught Joe little tricks like rolling over and tumbling. Joe proved to be a talented acrobat and at the end of his training could do handstands, double and triple somersaults, back flips and more. Louis saw that Joe was his future meal ticket and upon release he went to the bar across the street. There he ordered…

Is the capital of Kentucky pronounced ""Louis-ville"" or ""Louie-Ville?"" Its pronounced ""Frank-fort.""

Tasteless Stephen King Joke When Rachel Creed came back from the dead, Louis killed her with a 12 Gage.

Three buddies are out on a lake... Three buddies are out on a lake in Canada fishing and drinking away a hot summer day when one falls overboard. The first looks at the second and asks ""Hey Sam, did Louis just fall outta the boat?"" Sam responds ""Geez Bill! Ya, he musta! Should we go see if we can help him?"" ""Soon as we finish our beers, yep."" So the boys finish their beers and put their rods away before jumping over the side and diving down to see if they can find their buddy. After three …

I hear Louis CK is changing his name To Louis C D

Two very old men and Louis C.K. meet on a London street... Louis greets the men, smiles and says: I am very fortunate to finally meet you two, considering you two combined have less days to live than I have years to live. The other old man ask the other: Say Fidel, does this young lad humor you? Fidel replies: Yes indeed he is quite a comedian, Mikhail you remember when we promised that we will always strive to promote socialism? Mikhail replies: yes but how does that have anything to do with my…

Thought of this with Louis CK in mind. Saying the phrase""Theres not enough time in the day!"" is the similar way of telling people ""Life is really hard a lot of times throughout my day."" Please consider the humor behind it in day to day life.

There once was a girl.. There once was a girl named Louis, who's pubic hair hung down to her knees. One day her crabs got together, an knitted her a sweater, so in the winter, her flaps wouldn't freeze.

A minister concluded that his church was getting into serious financial troubles. While checking the church storeroom, he discovered several cartons of new bibles that had never been opened and distributed. So at his Sunday sermon, he asked for three volunteers from the congregation who would be willing to sell the bibles door-to-door for $10 each to raise the desperately needed money for the church. Peter, Paul and Louie all raised their hands to volunteer for the task. The minister knew that P…

A minister concluded that his church was getting into serious financial troubles. Coincidentally, while checking the church storeroom, he discovered several cartons of new bibles that had never been opened and distributed. So at his Sunday sermon, he asked for three volunteers from the congregation who would be willing to sell the bibles door-to-door for $10 each to raise the desperately needed money for the church. Peter, Paul and Louie all raised their hands to volunteer for the task. The Reve…

Why did Louis CK hire a babysitter? He needed someone to watch his little squirts.

Louis CK helped me change a flat tire. All I had to do was watch him jack it.

Louis C.K. is the hardest working comedian in the business He literally built and ended his own career with his bare hands.

Everyone's talking about how inappropriate Louis CK's behavior has been... ...personally

What did Louis CK call his style of management where he interacts with each employee on an individual basis? Different Strokes for Different Folks

An old Jew is sitting on a park bench reading Louis Farrakhan's newspaper. His friend Harry walks by

The French Revolution was pretty rough. Did you hear about what happened to Louis XVI's head? [Removed]

What do you call it when a valley girl gives blow jobs for Louis Vuitton's? Head over heels