Two very old men and Louis C.K. meet on a London street... Louis greets the men, smiles and says: I am very fortunate to finally meet you two, considering you two combined have less days to live than I have years to live. The other old man ask the other: Say Fidel, does this young lad humor you? Fidel replies: Yes indeed he is quite a comedian, Mikhail you remember when we promised that we will always strive to promote socialism? Mikhail replies: yes but how does that have anything to do with my question? Fidel answers: Well Louis here argues that we have limited days compared to his years, yet he doesn't realize the Big Ben behind him is common property of the British people. Louis cuts in: I'm sorry. I am really lost, I have no idea what you are trying to day. After some awkward mumbling Mikhail and Fidel start laughing hysterically. Louis shakes his head walks away baffled. Mikhail shouts after him: Would you happen to know the time? Louis turns back and ever more confused blurts out: excuse me? Fidel: When one man spends years thinking about good enough jokes to make people pay him to tell them, he can only know the time as it is shown by the hands of Big Ben. And Mikhail adds: We are just trying to out day you