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A Russian Couple's Nightly Ritual Every evening for 20 years, when Mikhail and Valentina would go to bed, they would take a bottle of vodka out of the nightstand, pour a shot for each, knock it back, and go to sleep. One night before bed, Mikhail goes to the kitchen to pour a glass of water and admire the beautiful night. But when he turns on the tap, out pops a genie. ""Mikhail, today you have been granted one wish. Think carefully what you want most in life, and it will be yours."" Mikhail tak…

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Two very old men and Louis C.K. meet on a London street... Louis greets the men, smiles and says: I am very fortunate to finally meet you two, considering you two combined have less days to live than I have years to live. The other old man ask the other: Say Fidel, does this young lad humor you? Fidel replies: Yes indeed he is quite a comedian, Mikhail you remember when we promised that we will always strive to promote socialism? Mikhail replies: yes but how does that have anything to do with my…

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