Fifty years in the pen Louis served his thirty in solitary and would have gone crazy had he not made friends with Joe the ant. They hit it off from the start, and to pass the time Louis taught Joe little tricks like rolling over and tumbling. Joe proved to be a talented acrobat and at the end of his training could do handstands, double and triple somersaults, back flips and more. Louis saw that Joe was his future meal ticket and upon release he went to the bar across the street. There he ordered a beer and while barkeep was drawing the suds, he took Joe out of his case and set him on the bar. The bartender returning, Louis said, You see that ant!' Yeah,' replied the bartender as he crushed Joe with thumb, We got a lot of those in here.'
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