#lima

SOLDIER: Yankee Oscar Uniform Romeo Foxtrot Lima Yankee India Sierra Delta Oscar Whiskey November CAPTAIN: Lima Oscar Lima!

If I go into a stall and see a solitary, intact lima bean in the bowl, I pick a new stall. I don't want what you're selling, lima bean bowl!

LPT: Learn the military alphabet Please learn it. It'll save you so much time on the phone. Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, Delta, Echo, Foxtrot, Golf, Hotel, India, Juliet, Kilo, Lima, Mike, November, Oscar, Papa, Quebec, Romeo, Sierra, Tango, Uniform, Victor, Whiskey, X-Ray, Yankee, and Zulu. Ever tried to spell something out and the other person mixes around letters? SNot F, S! S as in Sam! That doesn't work. Sierra, Echo, November, Delta, November, Uniform, Delta, Echo, Sierra. Works like a charm. ED…

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean? I've never had a lima bean on my face.

What do you call a deceptive legume? A Lima bean

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea? I've never had a lima bean on my chest

Man: Lima is a capital city in South America. Woman: Peru-ve it!

A Lima bean and a kidney bean walk into a bar. The kidney bean shouts, ""Hey! I'm a bean!"" Then the lima bean replied, ""NO! Lima bean!""

A joke my Cousin told to me when I was 5, that I rewrote one day. The Rabi and the Trids (WARNING: LONG) This is the story of a Rabbi named Steven. Steven was lost in the mountains of Bolivia one day. He had embarked from Lima weeks ago, but his translator had taken a rather nasty tumble and was no longer with him. But the Rabbi continued. He walked forward and up, perhaps being guided by a higher force. On the eighth day of his adventure in the mountains, he stumbled upon a beautiful river in …

An Atheist was in the woods and a bear came after him, He got so scared, he looked up to heaven and yelled "OH MY GOD! Help me!" And a voice from Heaven came down and asked, "Does that mean you want to be a Christian?" The Atheist thinks a little bit and says, "No, make the bear a Christian." The bear, almost ready to attack, then a miracle happened. The bear's paws came together in prayer form, looked up to Heaven and said, "Bless this food which I'm about to eat." -Frank De Lima

Did you know Johnny Cash really loved salsa? Few people know that before he was famous, the late Johnny Cash tried a chip full of salsa served backstage in Possumneck, Mississippi that changed his life. It was spicy and tangy and smoky and so good that he just couldn't get it off of his mind. Unfortunately, there was no jar, no label. Now, there have been rumors that Johnny had kind of an addictive personality. He would sometimes disappear for days on end. People attributed it to drugs or alco…

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea? I've never had a lima bean on my face.

What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet? A Lenintil...

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean? I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.