If Johnny Cash were alive today. He'd probably just be known as Johnny Credit/Debit.#Johnny Cash#Johnny Creditdebit#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Ten years ago, we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash & Bob Hope. Now we have no jobs, no cash, & no rope to hang myself with if I read this again.#Steve Jobs#Johnny Cash#Bob Hope#And0🔗 SharePermalink →
When a cop pulls you over for a DUI at 2am on Friday night & tells you to walk the line-it's never good to start singing Johnny Cash songs.#Johnny Cash#Police0🔗 SharePermalink →
Ten years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die.#Johnny Cash#Bob Hope#Steve Jobs#Kevin Bacon+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →
Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues? He ran out of cocaine.#Johnny Cash#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
20 Years Ago... 20 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope. And now, we have no jobs, no cash, and no hope#Steve Jobs#Johnny Cash#Bob Hope0🔗 SharePermalink →
A few years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have no Jobs, no Cash and no Hope.. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die.#Steve Jobs#Johnny Cash#Bob Hope#Kevin Bacon+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →
20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope, and no Jobs. Please, do not let Kevin Bacon die. Source: The Bluegrass Grill and Bakery in Charlottesville, VA.#Johnny Cash#Bob Hope#Steve Jobs#Kevin Bacon+2 more0🔗 SharePermalink →
As a former standup comic, a few words about all of the ""comic thief"" posts lately... It's more common than you think. (XPost on request) For a couple years I was a professional stand-up comic. This was back in the 90s, so who wasn't one back then?. And by professional I mean ""full-time job,"" not the ""I do drunk open-mic nights"" type. There was an understanding in the industry. If your shit is funny, it will be stolen. It was part of the game. But just like musicians or any other artists, …Read more#Johnny Cash#Bar0🔗 SharePermalink →
20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs Now we have no money, no hope, or jobs.#Johnny Cash#Bob Hope#Steve Jobs Now#Money+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →
20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no cash, no hope, and no jobs.#Johnny Cash#Bob Hope#Steve Jobs#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
An older, heavyset lady walks into a tattoo parlor. She tells the artist that she wants Roy Orbison on the inside of her left thigh and Johnny Cash on the inside of her right thigh. After 4 painful hours, the artist rolls his chair back looking satisfied. She looks down and tells the artist that they just don't look right to her. The artist goes outside and finds someone for a second opinion. He walks in with the town drunk stumbling in tow and explains the situation. The drunk says ""Well, I do…Read more#Roy Orbison#Johnny Cash#Willie Nelson#Bar0🔗 SharePermalink →
No Cash, No Hope and No Jobs! 20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin Bacon die!#Johnny Cash#Bob Hope#Steve Jobs#Kevin Bacon+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →
In 1987, we had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope... ...now we have Obama, no cash, and no hope.#Ronald Reagan#Johnny Cash#Bob Hope#Obama+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →
20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die.#Johnny Cash#Bob Hope#Steve Jobs#Kevin Bacon+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →
How bad is the economy? Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.#Johnny Cash#Bob Hope#Steve Jobs0🔗 SharePermalink →
Did you hear about that actress that murdered her husband? Reese...I can't remember her last name. She was in the Johnny Cash movie... *Witherspoon?!?* No...of course not! She used a knife!#Johnny Cash#Marriage0🔗 SharePermalink →
What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant? I've bean everywhere, ma'am!#Johnny Cash#Mexican Restaurant#Food#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
15 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope, and no Jobs. Don't die Kevin Bacon!!#Johnny Cash#Bob Hope#Steve Jobs#Kevin Bacon+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →
What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit? Johnny Cash.#Johnny Cash#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Once we had Clinton, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have Bush, no Cash and no Hope.#Clinton#Johnny Cash#Bob Hope#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no cash, no hope and no jobs. God please don't kill Kevin Bacon.#Johnny Cash#Bob Hope#Steve Jobs#Kevin Bacon0🔗 SharePermalink →
Once upon a time, we all had Bob Hope, Johnny Cash and Steve Jobs. Now we have no hope, no cash, and no jobs. I hope Kevin Bacon never dies.#Bob Hope#Johnny Cash#Steve Jobs#Kevin Bacon0🔗 SharePermalink →
Did you know Johnny Cash really loved salsa? Few people know that before he was famous, the late Johnny Cash tried a chip full of salsa served backstage in Possumneck, Mississippi that changed his life. It was spicy and tangy and smoky and so good that he just couldn't get it off of his mind. Unfortunately, there was no jar, no label. Now, there have been rumors that Johnny had kind of an addictive personality. He would sometimes disappear for days on end. People attributed it to drugs or alco…Read more#Johnny Cash#Possumneck Mississippi#Mayan Peninsula#Mexico+4 more0🔗 SharePermalink →