I never feel more racist than when trying to find my waiter at a Mexican restaurant.#Mexican Restaurant#Food#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Go to a Mexican restaurant, get a table for two, tell them you're waiting for your date & then eat free chips & salsa for 7 years.#Mexican Restaurant#Chips And Salsa#Food0🔗 SharePermalink →
[At Mexican Restaurant] Me:asks for food to be spicy hot Waitress: how hot? Me: Waitress:my people hot or your people hot#Mexican Restaurant#Food0🔗 SharePermalink →
The waiter at the Mexican restaurant called me "Amigo". Am I in a gang now?#Mexican Restaurant#Food#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Bikini season is just around the corner. Unfortunately, so is the Mexican restaurant.#Mexican Restaurant#Food#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Not one person is cooler than the pigeon that just walked all the way into this Mexican restaurant, gently picked up a taco chip, and left.#Mexican Restaurant#Food0🔗 SharePermalink →
True: If you don't eat a whole basket of tortilla chips before your entree arrives in a Mexican restaurant it means you don't love your mom.#Mexican Restaurant#Food#Parents0🔗 SharePermalink →
When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant? Taco Tuesday#Mexican Restaurant#Food#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
I was eating my food at a mexican restaurant... I asked the waiter, ""Yo, man what's up with this goop on the side?"" He responded, ""Ahhh, you know we uh tried to make some beans, but... uhh, all I can say is at least refried, mang.""#Mexican Restaurant#Food0🔗 SharePermalink →
What Do You Call A Bad Mexican Restaurant? Shitpotle#Mexican Restaurant#Food#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
A guy walks into a Mexican restaurant... ...without looking where he's going. He accidentally bumps into a waiter, knocking the tortilla chips he was carrying onto the floor. As the guy starts to apologise, the waiter stops him and says: ""Don't worry, sir, it's nacho fault.""#Mexican Restaurant#Food0🔗 SharePermalink →
I went to dinner with my younger sister at a local Mexican Restaurant, and the waitress soon showed up to take drink orders. I ordered a Margarita and my sister(she's 19) said it looked good, then asked if she could have one minus the alcohol. The server arrived with our drinks. Mine came garnished with an orange slice, while hers had a maraschino cherry skewered and attached to the orange slice. She asked why her drink had a cherry and I had to explain to her that what she had was, in fact, a v…Read more#Margarita#Mexican Restaurant#Food#Bar0🔗 SharePermalink →
In a Mexican restaurant, Are the restrooms called ""Juans""?#Mexican Restaurant#Food#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
How a single alphabet can offer greater clarification. ""Expensive as hell"" means that you've just spent a lot of money. ""Expensive ass hell"" means that you've spent that money in an overpriced Mexican restaurant.#Mexican Restaurant#Money#Food#Religion0🔗 SharePermalink →
Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant? Helado oscuro!#Darth Vader#Mexican Restaurant#Food#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant? I've bean everywhere, ma'am!#Johnny Cash#Mexican Restaurant#Food#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
We don't serve crabs here So I was at this Mexican restaurant and I asked the waitress if she had any crabs. She told me yes. I ordered a crab filet and she responded, ""oh, we don't serve crabs here."" Fml...#Mexican Restaurant#Food0🔗 SharePermalink →
Virgins There were two gay guys on the side of the road trying to catch a ride after their car broke down. A truck driver pulls over and picks them up. They're all hungry so they stop at a Mexican restaurant. They get back in the truck and the first gay guys whispers ""Is it ok if i fart?"" and the trucker goes ""This is a man's truck! Do whatever you want!"" He leans over, pushes real hard and breathes out in relief without any sound. The second guy says ""I have to fart, too. Is that ok?"" the…Read more#Mexican Restaurant#Food#Driving0🔗 SharePermalink →
A guy walks into a Mexican restaurant and takes a seat... A guy walks into a Mexican restaurant and takes a seat. Before he gets to order a his food, the bowl of tortilla chips in front of him says "Hey, you're a handsome fellow." The man tries to ignore the chips and orders a margarita. The chips say, "Ooooh that drink is delicious. Great choice. You're a very smart man." Starting to freak out, the guy screams to the waiter, "Hey what the heck, this bowl of chips keeps saying nice things…Read more#Mexican Restaurant#Food0🔗 SharePermalink →
Guy walks into a Mexican restaurant but he's not that hungry... And they serve free tortilla chips. He asks for one chip and they give it to him. He swipes his credit card, and nothing happens. The employee looks at him and says, "Dude... it's a chip."#Mexican Restaurant#Food#Work0🔗 SharePermalink →
I opened a dairy-free Mexican restaurant It's called No Whey Jose's#Whey Joses#Mexican Restaurant#Food0🔗 SharePermalink →
A guy walks into a Mexican restaurant and takes a seat... A guy walks into a Mexican restaurant and takes a seat.#Mexican Restaurant#Food0🔗 SharePermalink →
What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant? a b-r-r-r-r-ito#Mexican Restaurant#Food#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
What does Donald Trump order at a Mexican restaurant? For the food to be deported.#Donald Trump#Mexican Restaurant#Food#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
What does a stoner order at a mexican restaurant? carne asuuuuhhduuh#Mexican Restaurant#Food#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →