#kevin-bacon

Nobody is as conflicted as a Jewish zombie about to eat Kevin Bacon.

It's that scene from footloose where Kevin Bacon is angry dancing in the barn but it's me trying to do my taxes.

The enemy of my enemy of my enemy of my enemy of my enemy is Kevin Bacon.

If Kevin Bacon ever killed someone, the best a prosecutor could probably do is convict him of 6th degree murder.

Can someone throw Kevin Bacon in the freezing Artic waters and give him hypothermia? I NEED this six degrees of Kevin Bacon joke.

If Kevin Bacon is ever caught outside during a blizzard, it'd be pretty awesome if when he was found his core temperature was six degrees.

Kevin Bacon likes to play Six Degrees of Everybody Else.

If Kevin Bacon never said "want some bacon with your eggs" to a lonely chick in a bar, life just doesn't make sense anymore.

Ten years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die.

Do you have porridge for breakfast? Kevin Bacon

A few years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have no Jobs, no Cash and no Hope.. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die.

20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope, and no Jobs. Please, do not let Kevin Bacon die. Source: The Bluegrass Grill and Bakery in Charlottesville, VA.

Why does Kevin Bacon not get more leading roles in Hollywood? Because it's not kosher. http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0ad7dd38767e0fc2363665afdb5cdd/tumblr_inline_ntae7hsEL21tw80r8_1280.jpg

No Cash, No Hope and No Jobs! 20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin Bacon die!

Apparently Kevin Bacon was killed last night. . . And they're charging the shooter with 6th degree murder. . .

20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die.

15 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope, and no Jobs. Don't die Kevin Bacon!!

Someday Kevin Bacon will become a restauranteur... He could open up a steakhouse called *Hoof-Loose*.

A genius would have put Kevin Bacon in Grease.

20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no cash, no hope and no jobs. God please don't kill Kevin Bacon.

Once upon a time, we all had Bob Hope, Johnny Cash and Steve Jobs. Now we have no hope, no cash, and no jobs. I hope Kevin Bacon never dies.

Kevin Bacon once had a friend named Johnny Eggs They were known as Kevin and Johnny.

Is Kevin Bacon popular on Reddit?,"""Yes"" :p Or also ""Yes she is"" (yes cheese) Just made it up, I can't stop laughing thought I'd share...

Is Kevin Bacon popular on Reddit? "Yes" :p Or also "Yes she is" (yes cheese) Just made it up, I can't stop laughing, thought I'd share...

Do you have eggs for breakfast? Kevin bacon