#juliet

Romeo and Juliet is a story about two teenagers who save themselves a lot of trouble by avoiding marriage

Romeo and Juliet is my favorite story about how when you fall in love, it's best to just kill yourself.

Juliet: you know it's true love, when you finish each other's- Romeo: LIFE Juliet: [sighs all annoyed] like why do you say shit like that?

I failed my audition as Romeo through a misunderstanding over a stage direction. My copy of the script said: 'Enter Juliet from the rear'

DiCaprio movie endings; Shutter Island: is he dead? Titanic: is the boat dead? Romeo & Juliet: is everyone dead? Inception: am I dead?

Romeo and juliet is not a love story. It's a 3-day relationship between a 13 & 17 year old that caused 6 deaths. #readtheplay

10 years later if Romeo and Juliet had lived: Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? Sigh....trying to watch the game here Julie.

romeo tells juliet she's fat

Sorry I got kicked out of the auditorium for yelling GET A TOMB YOU TWO during your little brother's 9th grade production of Romeo & Juliet.

We could be like Romeo and Juliet. You go die and I'll go to sleep.

Using Romeo & Juliet to express how inlove you are is like using Hamlet to show how close and well adjusted your family life is.

Juliet: yo I'm dead Romeo: same Juliet: OR AM I...

[Romeo and Juliet as turtles] ROMEO: Death hath sucked the honey of thy breath JULIET: I'm just stuck on my back R: we're turtles, Juliet

Personally I feel Romeo and Juliet could have handled the situation better.

Romeo and Juliet is my favorite story about idiot teenagers who don't know the difference between sleeping and dead

The ending of "Romeo and Juliet" is only sad if you think two fourteen year-olds should have gotten married.

"This ain't my first Romeo." -slutty Juliet

If Romeo & Juliet didn't die and were allowed to marry, they'd have kids, get fat, and eventually hate each other. So it was a happy ending

Kanye West compared his relationship with Kim Kardashian to Romeo and Juliet. So we won't have to deal with them too much longer, you guys.

Genius move, Romeo & Juliet, for killing yourselves instead of getting married and spending the rest your lives wanting to kill each other.

LPT: Learn the military alphabet Please learn it. It'll save you so much time on the phone. Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, Delta, Echo, Foxtrot, Golf, Hotel, India, Juliet, Kilo, Lima, Mike, November, Oscar, Papa, Quebec, Romeo, Sierra, Tango, Uniform, Victor, Whiskey, X-Ray, Yankee, and Zulu. Ever tried to spell something out and the other person mixes around letters? SNot F, S! S as in Sam! That doesn't work. Sierra, Echo, November, Delta, November, Uniform, Delta, Echo, Sierra. Works like a charm. ED…

Got this from theodd1'sout Riddles are so stupid! Here's an example of one that only has one correct answer even though anything could be true: Romeo and Juliet are at a party when a train strolls by and they are found dead next to a puddle of glass. Why are they dead? Because they were both fish! The train vibration caused the fishbowl to fall. Another one is: Mark and Lisa want to go to the school prom, but can't. Why? BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTH FISH! Here's another: Sam and Tory are at the zoo bein…

Why did Romeo and Juliet break up? They were in a **toxic** relationship!

So it happened with Romeo and Juliet One day Romeo was sitting behind a tree in a forest.. Juliet came and asked him: are you Romeo? Romeo: Yes i am. He left the place and went behind another tree. Juliet went to him again and asked: Are you really Romeo? Romeo: Yes I am! Again, he went behind another tree.. She followed him and asked: Are you really, really Romeo?!! Romeo answered: Stupid! will you let me poop or not!!!

At the car dealership - Hello, i'm interested in buying an Alfa . - Romeo? - Juliet ?