50 of the least offensive jokes I know. 1. When does a car stop being a car? When it's driving down the road and turns into a driveway. 2. What do you get when you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow? Brownchickenbrowncow. *Edited to lower offense levels* 3. Why do Programmers wear costumes on Christmas? Because DEC 25 is OCT 31. *Edited to lower offense levels* 4. How do you throw a party in space? You planet. 5. Where does the king keep his armies? In his sleevies. 6. How many mosquitoes doe

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Let's Talk A stranger was seated next to Ken on an empty flight to England. The stranger turned to Ken and said, ""Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passengers."" Ken, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, ""Okay, what would you like to talk about?"" ""I don't know,"" said the stranger. ""How about nuclear power?"" ""Okay,"" said Ken. ""That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a q

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A Mother Decides to Give her Daughter a Reward for Good Grades As a young girl is starting in a new school that is supposed to be very difficult, her mother decides to give her daughter a reward for getting good grades. ""Every quarter you get all A's I'll buy you any toy you want."" says the mother. First quarter report cards come in, little girl gets all A's. Mother takes the daughter to the Toy Store, where the daughter pics out a Barbie. The mother says same deal for next quarter, ""If you g

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Two hillbillies walk into a bar So two hillbillies walk into a bar, sit down and start drinking and talking to each other. Everything seems fine until a woman stands up quickly out of her chair and starts choking. The two hillbillies walk over to her. ""Ken ya breathe?"" One says. She shakes her head. ""Ken ya swaller?"" The other asks. She again shakes her head. They than proceed to quickly pull down her skirt and panties. They than proceed to lick her butt cheeks thoroughly. The pure shock and

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