#kens

Did you hear about Divorced Barbie? It comes with all of Ken's stuff. stolen from /u/LazzzyButtons

One day a father gets out of work and remembers it's his daughters birthday... He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, ""How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"" The salesperson answers, ""Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95"". The amazed fath…

On his way home from work, a man realizes he has forgotten a birthday gift for his daughter... He stops at Toys R Us and heads straight to the Barbies. Overwhelmed by all of his choices, he approaches a nearby sales associate. She then proceeds to show him their most popular Barbie dolls. ""Well, here we have Astronaut Barbie, Surfer Barbie, and Veterinarian Barbie... but our most popular doll by far is Divorced Barbie."" ""Divorced Barbie? What makes her so popular? That seems like an odd choic…

Why didn't Barbie and Ken's relationship work out? Because Ken always came in another box.

Have you heard of the new Divorced Barbie Doll? It comes with all of Ken's stuff!

Barbie One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the sales person, ""How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"" The salesperson answers, ""Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie For $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorce…

DIVORCED BARBIE Q: What comes with the new Divorced Barbie? A: All of Ken's stuff.

Which Barbie? Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant, ""How much is that Barbie in the window?"" In a condescending manner, she says, ""Which Barbie?"" She continues, ""We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes N…

In the interest of of trying to make the classic doll more realistic, and easier for children to identify with, a new version is about to be released called ""Divorced Barbie"" She comes with all of Ken's stuff too.

A man forgets his daughters birthday He realizes that it's her birthday while driving home from work. Frantically he pulls over at the first toy store he sees and runs inside. He runs up to the clerk and says ""I need a present for my daughter, she likes dolls, do you have any?"" ""Sure,"" the clerk says ""we have plenty of barbies. We have Ballet Barbie for 19.95, Veteranarian Barbie for 19.95, Lawyer Barbie for 19.95, and Divorced Barbie for 195.95."" The man screams, ""WHAT! Why is divorced B…

Toy for a birthday. A man went to a toy store in order to buy his daughter a toy for her birthday. He asked an employee for a popular girl toy. The employee offered a Barbie. The man asked for prices and so the employee started listing them out: ""we have a normal Barbie for 30$, dancer Barbie for 50$, nurse Barbie for 50$, and divorced Barbie for 500$"" ""500$?!?!? Why is it so expensive?"" ""Well, divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's villa and Ken's wealth""

My sister and her husband just split up, so I got my 8 year old niece the new ""Divorce Barbie"" She comes with half of Ken's stuff.

A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. ""How much is that Barbie in the window?"", he asks the shop assistant. In a manner she responds, ""Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $395.00. "" The guy asks, ""Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others ? ""That's obvious,"" the assi…

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy Shop and asks the sales person, ""How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"" The salesperson answers, ""Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95 Shopping Barbie for $19.95 Beach Barbie for $19.95 Disco Barbie for $19.95 Ballerina Barbie For $19.95 Astronaut Barbie for $19.95 Skater Barbie for $19.95 and Divorced Barbie for $…

A Lady goes to Toys R Us to buy a Barbie doll. She tells the clerk that she needs to buy a Barbie but doesn't know what's available or price. The clerk replies ""We have Tennis Barbie and she's $28"" Lady asks ""Well, anything else?"" ""We have an equestrian Barbie, and she's $28"". Lady asks ""Anything else?"" ""Well, we have divorced Barbie and she's $250"" The lady replies ""I don't understand why divorced Barbie is so expensive. The others were only $28. What is so special about divorced Bar…

A man walks into the toy store to get a Barbie doll for his daughter. So he asks the assistant, as you would, ""How much is Barbie?"" ""Well,"" she says, ""we have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00."" ""Hey, hang on,"" the guy asks, ""why is Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?"" ""Yeah, well, it's…

Introducing the new, improved MID-LIFE BARBIE: Now, at long last, here are some NEW Barbie dolls to coincide with her and OUR aging gracefully. These are a bit more realistic. 1. BIFOCALS BARBIE: Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in six wild colors (half-frames too), neck chain and large print editions of Vogue and Martha Stewart Living. 2. HOT FLASH BARBIE: Press Barbie's belly button and watch her face turn beet red while tiny drops of perspiration appear on her forehead. C…

Divorced Barbie A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. ""How much is that Barbie in the window?"" he asks the shop assistant. In a manner she responds, ""Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $395.00."" The guy asks, ""Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others?"" ""That's obvi…

Ralph was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager ""How much is that new Barbie in the window?"" The Manager replied ""Which one? We have Barbie goes to the gym for $19.95 Barbie goes to the Ball for $19.95 Barbie goes shopping for $19.95 Barbie goes to the beach for $19.95 Barbie goes to the Nightclub for $19.95 and Divorced Barbie for $375.00."…

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Divorce Barbie ...includes the house the car and half of Ken's belongings

Have you heard of divorced barbie? Her set costs $450. ...mostly because it comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, and one of Ken's friends.

Barbie Dolls Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?" In a condescending manner, she says, "Which Barbie?" She continues, "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nigh…

A woman was shopping for her daughters birthday. She asked the salss girl the price of some Barbie dolls. "This Barbie is $16.99," the girl said. "If you want something a little nicer, Malibu Barbie is $24.99. Or you can get Divorce Barbie for $169.99." "Why is Divorce Barbie so expensive" the mother asked. "Well," the sales girl said "Divorce Barbie comes with Ken's house and car."

What does divorce Barbie come with? All of Ken's stuff.

Did you know they make a divorcee Barbie now? She comes with all of Ken's stuff.