A Lady goes to Toys R Us to buy a Barbie doll. She tells the clerk that she needs to buy a Barbie but doesn't know what's available or price. The clerk replies ""We have Tennis Barbie and she's $28"" Lady asks ""Well, anything else?"" ""We have an equestrian Barbie, and she's $28"". Lady asks ""Anything else?"" ""Well, we have divorced Barbie and she's $250"" The lady replies ""I don't understand why divorced Barbie is so expensive. The others were only $28. What is so special about divorced Barbie?"" The clerk replied ""Simple, she comes with Ken's car, his house, and all his other stuff.""