I hold the U.S. indoor record for waiting in the house until my neighbors go back inside.

June 1885 - The Statue Of Liberty arrives in the U.S. in 350 pieces with no instructions. Future IKEA magnate: "That gives me an idea."

Today is Tax Day. It's going to be a tough day for the few hundred people in the U.S. that are still making an income.

With the recent success of mining for Chileans, I'm just hoping the U.S. doesn't try drilling for Farm Laborers.