Did you know that if everyone in the U.S. donated just one pint of blood, we could pour it over the Statue of Liberty and be hella cool?

u ever watch a spider build a web and ur like damn and i cant even build a desk from IKEA

If IKEA and LEGO combined forces our children could make our furniture.

I could win the Nobel Peace Prize and not feel as accomplished as I do when I successfully put together something from Ikea.