Today is Tax Day. It's going to be a tough day for the few hundred people in the U.S. that are still making an income.

With the recent success of mining for Chileans, I'm just hoping the U.S. doesn't try drilling for Farm Laborers.

Interviewer: why did you leave your last job? [flashback to me trying to sword fight all the customers at Toys R Us] Me: discrimination

The U.S. has more prisons than degree-granting colleges. How absurd. To fix that, we should merge some prisons and split up some colleges.