On his way home from work, a man realizes he has forgotten a birthday gift for his daughter... He stops at Toys R Us and heads straight to the Barbies. Overwhelmed by all of his choices, he approaches a nearby sales associate. She then proceeds to show him their most popular Barbie dolls. ""Well, here we have Astronaut Barbie, Surfer Barbie, and Veterinarian Barbie... but our most popular doll by far is Divorced Barbie."" ""Divorced Barbie? What makes her so popular? That seems like an odd choice..."" the confused father replies. The sales associate proceeded ""Well, Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's furniture, and Ken's best friend.""
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