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Which Barbie? Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant, ""How much is that Barbie in the window?"" In a condescending manner, she says, ""Which Barbie?"" She continues, ""We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00."" Ralph asks, ""Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?"" ""That's obvious,"" the saleslady says. ""Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture...""

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