Barbie and GI Joe A little girl goes to see Santa Clause at the local shopping mall. When she arrives and sits down on Santa's lap Santa asks ""What do you want for Christmas little girl?"". ""I want a Barbie and a GI Joe"" says the little girl. ""But Barbie comes with Ken"" Santa says, ""No, Barbie 'cums' with GI Joe! She fakes it with ken""