Girl wants a barbie. One afternoon, a woman and her little daughter went into a large toy store. The mother asked her daughter what toys she wanted. The little girl said, ""I want GI Joe and Barbie."" The mother smiled and said, ""Darling, you know Barbie doesn't come with GI Joe."" The little girl looked up at her mom and replied, ""Mom, Barbie ALWAYS comes with GI Joe. She just FAKES it with Ken.""