#greece

With terrorists in Iran, Turkey helping fund ISIS, and Greece in economic shambles I must ask. If Iran attacked Turkey from the rear do you think Greece would help?

If Russia invades Turkey from the rear.. Would Greece help?

My dad told what the capital of Greece actually is. It's Fathens.

While Ajax sales have been going down... It's still stronger than Greece

I'm Hungary I'm Russian to the Czech the kitchen Maybe you'll find Turkey It's covered in Greece D: Eww, Norway your going to eat that I think I'll settle for a can of Chile I want some Chile too! Denmark your name on it Kenya do it for me All right I'm Ghana do it Thanks, Iran 5 miles today, so tired

If Russia attacked Turkey from behind... ...would Greece help?

I just found out why the literacy rate in Greece is among the lowest ...it's because everything they learn in school is Greek to them.

Controversy in Europe Did you hear about the latest controversy in Europe? If Russia attacks Turkey from the behind will Greece help out?

Girls must gain like a 4 point bump after you've had a few drinks. Cause I'm in a bar in Greece, and these dames around me look like a 5 right now.

Love The famous Greek shipowner, Ori Oristotle, was having a house built on a large piece of land in Greece. He said to the architect, ""Don't disturb that tree over there, because directly under that tree is where I had my first love."" ""How sentimental, Mr. Oristotle,"" said the architect ""Right under that tree?"" ""Yes,"" continued Ori Oristotle. ""And don't touch that tree over there either, because that is where her mother stood watching while I was having my first love affair."" ""Her mo…

The German chancellor is traveling to greece She arrives at immigration and the immigration officer says ""nationality?"" The chancelor says ""German"" Officer: occupation? Chancelor: no not this time.

Bonnie Tyler is performing a concert in Greece next month. She'll be singing her classic. I need a Euro.

If I had a dollar for every time Greece made a bad economical decision Their economy would still be failing.

A student sits at his desk and begins his economics exam. He opens the paper and reads the first question. To Germany, how much is Greece worth - 1 mark

Monopoly I never thought that monopoly is such a realistic game until I saw Greece selling it's airport

Three men are talking about how to make women stop whining Jack says : Last year I took her and we went to the bahamas and this year I will take her to Hawaii John says : Last year I took her and we went to Greece and this year I will take her to Brazil . What about you George ? George says : Last year I took her and we went up to the mountains . John replies : What about this year George ? Then George says : Ergh this year I am thinking of going to take her back .

Greece just demanded royalties from all countries in the world for using democracy ""As for Russia, they don't have to pay us anything""- Greek Prime Minister Alexis Tsipras clarified earlier today.

True Story of Joke Told at Ft Benning, GA In class 92-1 of Infantry Officer Basic course we were in a large lecture hall in building 4 at Ft. Benning, GA. Desert Storm had just finished less than a year previously and we were one of the first classes of new infantry officers to get a look at all the cool intelligence from Iraq. We were there for an ultra-serious national security lecture. There were at least 200 young officers listening to Colonels and Generals discuss various Geo-Political issu…

The Greek Prime Minister visits the Spanish Prime Minister. The Spanish PM invites the Greek PM to his house. ""Wow! This is magnificent! How can you afford this amazing household when your country is in so much debt?? I see you've even added on so much to it!"" says the Greek PM. ""Look out that window. Do you see that bridge? I had a 10 million euro budget to build a four lane, two way bridge. Instead, I built a one lane bridge with traffic lights on either end, for half as much"" responded th…

One Gay Greek says to another, ""Do you think you'll ever go back to Greece?"" ""No,"" he answered, ""I'll stick with K-Y Jelly!""

I don't know what I would do if I got to Greece... ...and couldn't get a single gyro.

What is the capital of Greece? They have no capital.

Going to Greece on holiday So I was planning on going to Greece on holiday this summer, I call the hotel to make a reservation, the guy says it's a nice hotel, close to the beach, a nice swimming pool and that it's going to be 3000 Euros. I tell them that's a bit too much for my budget and they said I can rent it for 60 Euros/month if I don't want to buy it.

Explanation of the crisis in Italy & Greece. A small town in Italy twinned with a similar town in Greece. The Mayor of the Greek town visited the Italian town. When he saw the palatial mansion belonging to the Italian mayor he wondered how he could afford such a house. The Italian said; ""You see that bridge over there? The EU gave us a grant to build a two-lane bridge, but by building a single lane bridge with traffic lights at either end this house could be built"". Soon after, the Italian…

The EU have finally come up with a new currency It's Greece proof.