#donald-trump

Yes but what if Donald Trump IS actually dead but his toupee is alive and steering him round like a marionette?

Contemplating the merits of the Oxford comma as I head down to Florida to see my parents, Donald Trump and Marco Rubio

I'm not sure Donald Trump is qualified to sit in an exit row on a plane

Donald Trump calls on Hillary to shut down her foundation. Meanwhile, we're all still begging him to choose a more natural color for his.

Donald Trump is what happens when a YouTube commenter makes a billion dollars.

If it comes down to Joe Biden vs Donald Trump we should just accept our fates & let a chili dog eating contest determine who's president.

Donald Trump has all the resources to be Batman. Instead, he chooses to be Donald Trump.

Donald Trump is probably the closest we'll ever get to electing Eric Cartman president.

If Donald Trump thinks America doesn't win anymore, he can tell that to Marvin Walters who won $100,000 playing Fun 5's in the Ohio Lottery!

If Donald Trump enacts a law saying baby strollers cannot be more than twice the width of the babies in them, I will vote for him in 2020.

"Speak softly and carry a big stick." -- Teddy Roosevelt "Yell loudly and talk about the size of your stick." -- Donald Trump

Latest election news: Donald Trump narrowly leads Hillary Clinton by 4 lies.

Tragic News: Plane carrying Donald Trump underwent massive turbulence, lost engine power, stalled, but landed safely.

The Humane Society will give Donald Trump $5 if he releases that thing on his head back into the woods.

I can't wait to find out who's playing Donald Trump in the next season of American Horror Story

Donald Trump always looks like he's trying to apply lip gloss in a rear view mirror.

"This race is over," said Donald Trump, referring to the entire human race if he is elected president.

"Ben Carson makes stuff up" said Donald Trump, self-proclaimed zillionaire, demigod and unicorn owner.

"At least Donald Trump says what he thinks." Ah yes if only all racists would shout about it constantly the world would be a better place.

At this point, I'm pretty sure the main reason Donald Trump ran for president was to get more Twitter followers

Its official. Donald trump is the 45th greatest president of the united states.

Donald Trump said he thinks we made the right decision to leave the EU. This confirms that we absolutely did not make the right decision.

Me: What are my choices again? Pollster: Donald Trump... Me: Or? Pollster: Puppymonkeybaby. Me: ... Pollster: Well? Me: I'm thinking.

Today Donald Trump renewed his talk about surveillance on Mosques, gun control and adding alligators to FBI No Fly lists.

There are only 2 things Donald Trump fears: 1) The world discovers he's been lying about being a billionaire, and 2) a strong wind.