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Donald Trump was born when someone put a pinkie ring in a bag of Cheetos and left it in a lightning storm.

The celebrity couple name for Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton is Clump.

Wow, busy day for Donald Trump. Tomorrow he'll probably ban dogs from homes, end Star Wars, put spiders in every shower and outlaw dreaming.