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Her: Prove that you care about me Me: *Takes my phone off the charger and plugs in hers
Finally looked up from my phone screen and noticed I'm being passed around by the crowd at a Blink 182 concert.
Our dog runs away so much, I'm just going to spray paint our phone number on her side.
When my phone rings, I stay very, very still. If I don't move, it can't see me.
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