A Russian protester was arrested yesterday and drafted into the army to fight against Ukraine. The young man was sent for a medical evaluation. The doctor asked him to read the first five letters on the poster. He quickly replied “What poster?” after which he was relieved of duty. Unfortunately, as he went to the cinema that night, he was seated right next to the very same doctor. Without hesitation, he tapped the doctor on the shoulder and said, “Excuse me Miss, is this bus destined for St Pe

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A battalion of Russian soldiers were marching through Ukraine.. From behind a huge pile of rubble they hear a faint yell. "One Ukrainian soldier can kill 10 Russian soldiers!" The Russian colonel laughs, then sends 10 of his soldiers over the pile. After a short battle and the ensuing silence, another yell: "One Ukrainian soldier can take out 100 Russian soldiers!" The Russian colonel is getting annoyed now, so he sends 100 of his best fighters over the rubble pile. After a much larger batt

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Vladimir Putin Visits a School One Day And he gives a lecture about how great the government is, and how Russia is the best country in the world. At the end of the lecture he invites people to ask questions and one kid stands up and says: “Hello my name is Sasha and I have two questions” Putin: “go ahead” Sasha: “Why did Russia invade Ukraine? And why haven’t we won the war yet?” At that moment the bell rang and everyone went to lunch. At the end of lunch the Q&A continued and another kid

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An American, a Russian, and a Ukrainian are flying together in a plane. The American gets up, goes to the window pulls a wad of money out of his pocket, and throws it out the window. "In America, we have plenty of money. We can just throw it away." The Russian, not to be outdone, rummages in his carry-on bag, pulls out a beautiful fur coat, and throws it out the window. "In Russia, we have plenty of furs. We can just throw them away!" The Ukrainian gets up, picks up the Russian, throws him

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A German in a Bar A German walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender tells him : "20 euros!" The German is shocked - "20 euros? yesterday it was only 3 euros !" "Well, today it is 20 euros." \- "But why 20, damn it?" Bar tender : "I'll explain it, \-3 euros is beer, \-3 to help Ukraine, \-4 assistance to European countries who have imposed sanctions and are not members of the EU. \-4 euros in aid to the UK, for successful implementation of sanctions against Russia. \-Then 3 eu

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