An American, a Russian, and a Ukrainian are flying together in a plane. The American gets up, goes to the window pulls a wad of money out of his pocket, and throws it out the window. "In America, we have plenty of money. We can just throw it away." The Russian, not to be outdone, rummages in his carry-on bag, pulls out a beautiful fur coat, and throws it out the window. "In Russia, we have plenty of furs. We can just throw them away!" The Ukrainian gets up, picks up the Russian, throws him out the window. "In Ukraine, we have plenty of Russians!"
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