#sasha

When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet? I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

Melania Trump released a statement about the alleged plagiarism. These accusation really hurt me, and my kids. Sasha and Malia.

Moscow, winter of 1943. Among hundreds of people, Ivan and Sasha wait in line for bread. Finally, after 4 hours the baker comes out and says ""We have orders from the Party to reduce rations so all Jews go home! No bread for you today!"" Queue is thinning as about a hundred or so people leave reluctantly. Wind intensifies, starts snowing, after another 4 hours, baker: ""Some of the flour is compromised so all those who are not Party members go home! Queue halves. Another 4 hours pass, terrible c…

Michelle takes Sasha and Malia on a trip to Paris for the week. Wanks Obama.

A rite of passage Meet James and Sasha, both 23, in a serious relationship and madly in love. James is worried about children, as he knows there is an honourable history of dad jokes in his family, and he is not sure he can live up to these great expectations. One night, whilst doing the deed, the condom breaks. They are both scared but after a couple weeks and no sign of pregnancy, they go back to their normal lives, and James goes back to worrying about parenthood. After returning home from w…

A rite of passage. [Dadjoke alert] Meet James and Sasha, both 23, in a serious relationship and madly in love. James is worried about children, as he knows there is an honourable history of dad jokes in his family, and he is not sure he can live up to these great expectations. One night, whilst doing the deed, the condom breaks. They are both scared but after a couple weeks and no sign of pregnancy, they go back to their normal lives, and James goes back to worrying about parenthood. After retu…

Vladimir Putin making a school visit... Vladimir Putin, wanting to get on the good side of voters, goes to visit a school in Moscow to have a chat with the kids. He talks to them about how Russia is a powerful nation and how he wants the best for the people. At the end of the talk, there is a section for questions, Little Alina puts her hand up and says "I have two questions" "Why did the Russians take Crimea? And Why are we sending troops to Ukraine?" Putin says "Good questions" But just as …

Vladimir Putin Visits a School One Day And he gives a lecture about how great the government is, and how Russia is the best country in the world. At the end of the lecture he invites people to ask questions and one kid stands up and says: “Hello my name is Sasha and I have two questions” Putin: “go ahead” Sasha: “Why did Russia invade Ukraine? And why haven’t we won the war yet?” At that moment the bell rang and everyone went to lunch. At the end of lunch the Q&A continued and another kid…

A rite of passage. [Dadjoke alert] Meet James and Sasha

A rite of passage Meet James and Sasha

Why won't Malia and Sasha Obama's classmates gossip about them? Because they know their father can read their emails.