#sid

I bet 2 guys named Eric would have an easier time starting a sleepover camp for infants than 2 guys named Sid.

My mate Sid was a victim of I.D theft. He's just called S now.

Scientists Watson and Crick take a break from their research... The scientists Watson and Crick take a break from their research and take a vacation on their friend's farm. On their first day there, Watson and Crick take a walk around the farm. First, they notice pigs oinking like crazy when they realize the truck that takes them to market has pulled up. Next, they spot a sculpting material made of fine sediment that has just been delivered by the mailman. As they are focused on that, Watson acc…

My mate Keith at it again. So me and my mates were discussing people in our workplace. I said, ""I'm no racist but I hate the Polish. The Polish guy at my works only been there for 6 months and he's just been given a promotion ahead of me."" My mate Sid said, ""I'm no racist either but I hate the Japanese. Two of them were employed recently and walk around like they own the place, right set of wankers!"" Then my mate Keith said, ""I'm no racist but I hate the blacks"" We both interrupted him and…

My mate Sid had his ID stolen. ""So now i just call him S""

QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep? ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

A blind man walks into a bar... ...and after managing to find himself an empty seat at the bar he orders a pint. Bartender fills the pint and as it is being placed in front of the blind man says, "hey Bartender, wanna hear a dumb blonde girl joke?" Bar goes silent. "Hey man," the Bartender says, "you're blind so there is a few things you should know before you tell your joke. You are in a dike bar, the only one in town actually, and many of us are blonde. I am blonde. Sid the biker chick nex…

The Queen's breasts Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Sid, the Dragon Slayer, obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death, should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Sid revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Nathan the Erudite lawyer, the King's chief adviser. Nathan thought about this and said that he could arrange for Sid to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold c…

Circle of life Sid and Irv are business partners. They make a deal that whichever one dies first will contact the living one from the afterlife. So Irv dies. Sid doesn’t hear from him for about a year

Two Jewish men.. Sid and Al

My friend Sid was a victim of ID theft. Now he is known as S.