I bet 2 guys named Eric would have an easier time starting a sleepover camp for infants than 2 guys named Sid.

My mate Sid was a victim of I.D theft. He's just called S now.

Scientists Watson and Crick take a break from their research... The scientists Watson and Crick take a break from their research and take a vacation on their friend's farm. On their first day there, Watson and Crick take a walk around the farm. First, they notice pigs oinking like crazy when they realize the truck that takes them to market has pulled up. Next, they spot a sculpting material made of fine sediment that has just been delivered by the mailman. As they are focused on that, Watson acc…

My mate Keith at it again. So me and my mates were discussing people in our workplace. I said, ""I'm no racist but I hate the Polish. The Polish guy at my works only been there for 6 months and he's just been given a promotion ahead of me."" My mate Sid said, ""I'm no racist either but I hate the Japanese. Two of them were employed recently and walk around like they own the place, right set of wankers!"" Then my mate Keith said, ""I'm no racist but I hate the blacks"" We both interrupted him and…