#scientology

Sometimes I think Scientology was secretly started by Mormons so they could have a religion to make fun of.

Scientology has spaceships?! Crazy! I'll stick to my guy who parted the sea with his mind.

Scientology, because even Jehovah Witnesses need something to laugh at after a hard day of knocking on doors.

"Scientology" is a combination of "scient-," meaning "science," and "-ology," meaning "science." And it just gets stupider from there.

Who called it Scientology and not Cruise control?

Tom Cruise does all of his own stunts because death is the only way out of the Church of Scientology.

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church? A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

So I heard Russia banned Scientology... I guess they're not Putin up with that.

The reason why Scientology can't be a religion? There are no 1,000,000 people that died because of Scientology.

AMA I left the Church of Scientology two weeks ago [Deleted]

People often complain and belittle alternative religious organizations like atheism and scientology... but at least atheism is a non-prophet organization.

What do you call an elf that follows Scientology? Elron Hubbard

Why are Scientology and Proctology alike? It's all a load of shit.

Am I the only one that sees the irony? In a Christian calling Scientology crazy?

Why does Tom Cruise like Scientology? It's given him a great cult following