Sometimes I think Scientology was secretly started by Mormons so they could have a religion to make fun of.

Scientology has spaceships?! Crazy! I'll stick to my guy who parted the sea with his mind.

Scientology, because even Jehovah Witnesses need something to laugh at after a hard day of knocking on doors.

Tom Cruise does all of his own stunts because death is the only way out of the Church of Scientology.