Tom Cruise does all of his own stunts because death is the only way out of the Church of Scientology.#Tom Cruise#Scientology#Religion#Dark Humor+1 more0🔗 Share
what does the Bible say about faking your own death to get out of jury duty#Religion#Lawyer#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
If I die, bury me with fire extinguishers. Because: Hell#Religion#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
God: I made a rainbow! Devil: I'm making all the fire alarm batteries die in the middle of the night.#Religion#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
*sees cars lined up outside church* wife: Is that a funeral or a wedding? me: What's the difference?#Marriage#Religion#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →