#santa

What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white? Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th? Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

How do you catch a polar bear? Go to the north pole and dig a hole in the ice. Set some peas around the hole and when the polar bear comes to take a pea, you kick it in the ice-hole.

What is Santa Claus' favorite metal band? Sleigher

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

What's the difference between Santa Claus & Michael Jackson? one comes when children dream & the other dreams of children coming*.

Why has Santa Claus such a big sack? Because he only comes once a year.

What is the worlds wettest animal? The reindeer

Have you heard about Henry the brown-nosed reindeer? He's just as fast as Rudolf, he just can't stop as quick

Can you name all of Santa's reindeer? No, they already have names.

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have? Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? Santa Claus goes down the chimney.

Did you know that Santa Claus is both an arborist and a geologist? He's gonna find out what's knotty or gneiss.

Where do the gays in New Mexico live? Santa FE GUURLL!!!!

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops after three ho's.

What does Santa Claus call his more thuggish elves? Gangsta wrappers!

Why is Santa Claus so jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

What ethnicity is Santa? North Poleish

What's the difference betweens jews and Santa-Claus? Santa Claus comes down the chimney

Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? He only comes once a year.

Why doesn't Santa Claus have children? He cums down the chimney.

What does Michael Jackson and Santa Clause have in common? They both like to come down your shoot.

Whats the odd one out ? The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper? Santa stops after three hoes.

What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common? They both know when you are sleeping.