#santa

Why is the north pole of a magnet red? Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

What is red and white and red and white and red and ....? Santa Clause rolling down a hill

What do reindeer have that other animals don't have? Baby reindeer

Why is Santa Claus's sack always so full? Because he only comes once a year

What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year? He made them Batman.

How is Billy Cosby like Santa Claus? They both come when you are sleeping

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January? Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

Q: What's a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? A: Comet

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella? In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

Who's a Dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet

What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm? A Thundeer

What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole? The earth revolves around me.

A punchline my Japanese girlfriend came up with: What's black, white, and red all over? A Black Santa Claus!!!

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common? They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

How does Santa make new baby reindeer? In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

What do you call a Redneck Blind Reindeer? "Ain't got no I-Daer"

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled? Because they have a claus in their contract.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden? Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at three Hos.

Where does Santa go on vacation? North Pole-land

Why doesn't Santa Clause have any kids? He only comes once a year

Why does Santa Claus like to go down the chimney? Because it soots him!  Beat that!!

How do you know Santa Claus is married? He only comes once a year.

What do the female reindeer do when they want some fun? They go into town and blow a few bucks.

Why is Santa Claus always a man? Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.